The Purposeless Rants of Malak Mohamed

Monday, 11 August 2014

Of Air Strikes, Human Shields, and Elixir-infused Cupcakes

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We all know what's been going on in Gaza for the past month or so. Or at least, those of us who haven't been brainwashed by B...
Sunday, 10 August 2014

My Amazing Athleticism

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So I tried to work out today. I can't tell you how bad that went. It started off with me attempting to do the 'Harry Potter worko...
Friday, 8 August 2014

Dear Examiner

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Well, looks like I've figured out where our school's stolen its slogan from! Dear Examiner,   Sooo... 'sup?  I guess thi...
Wednesday, 30 July 2014

Corruption- Poem

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With her head in the clouds And the stars in her eyes And the words that she spews And the tears that she cries And her bitter regr...

My Favourite Things Parody

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So... on the way back home from Dubai in the car today, I suddenly decided I wanted to write a parody to My Favourite Things from the Sound ...
Monday, 28 July 2014

OH MY DAYS IT'S SO FREAKING HOT!!!

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Can we talk about how hot  it is outside? All these years in Abu Dhabi, and I doubt it's ever been this bad. Merely walking two blo...
Saturday, 26 July 2014

Why Nerds Will Inevitably Rule The World

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"What a nerd! " You hear it all the time at school. You may have been called one. I was when I was a kid. And it used to really ...
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